“Remember Romeo and Juliet?” asked the woman.
Yes dear, he said. Star crossed lovers. Very romantic.
“How about Bonnie and Clyde?” she questioned, hands on hips.
Yes dear, crimes and passions.
“Isolde and Tristan! Now, there was a pair”, she said.
Yes dear, hearts and kingdoms torn apart.
“Even flippin’ Punch and Judy had more dramatic endings!” she yelled.
“But no! Please tell me again about our tragic denouement?”
I followed the GPS off a cliff, dear, he droned for the millionth time.
They floated through the wall and into the garden.
It was going to be a long eternity.
Author’s Note: No, really. Sometimes you just need to ask for directions.
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