The would-be invaders arrived too late. The planet had already been conquered. Evidence clearly showed militaries surrendering to one powerful superman. Civilians were taking shelter.
But how could he be so successful? Perhaps his telepathy protected him. He knew so much about so many people! Perhaps it was his speed of movement, so fast even the alien’s orbiting technology couldn’t track him.
Another unexpected datapoint: his victims were resilient, surviving his repeated incursions.
The aliens listened, transfixed, as the war below played out for all to hear.
“This is a NORAD special report. Santa Claus has left the North Pole…”
Author’s Note: I wanted to write about how the Santa story would transpose onto asteroid mining colonies, but came up with this instead.