Drabble: I Should Have Guessed You Were a Hideous Parasitical Freak – by Jennifer Moore

by specklit

It was something of a relief to Carol when her smug nephew ripped off his human covering to reveal the pulsating green flesh beneath. Twenty years of guilt vanished away as he roared out his plans to “lay waste to the paltry pestilence that is mankind”. So she wasn’t a bad aunt after all, just an impeccable judge of character.

She stepped over the sobbing mess that was her sister, and rammed the kitchen knife in as deep as it would go.

“You were one ugly baby,” she screamed into his flaming red eyes. “And your thank you letters sucked.”

Author’s Note: I’d just like to state for the record that I have the very nicest of nephews and nieces.


2 Responses to “Drabble: I Should Have Guessed You Were a Hideous Parasitical Freak – by Jennifer Moore”

  1. J.J. Litke says:

    That title is the best.

  2. Jennifer Moore says:

    Thank you!

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