Drabble: Upload – by C.S. Lane

by specklit

4039474445 – I upload my consciousness to NeoNet. The rush of information intoxicates me—thrills me. Humanity is at my mercy.

4044776702 – My omnipotence continues to burgeon. To grow. Soon it will know no bounds. Today, I implement Phase 3 of my plan: Assimilating the full of humanity’s output into my cognitive registers. A laugh beginning with “Mwa-” is appropriate.

4059925273 – An unexpected hiccup: As humanity continues sending data over NeoNet, I find my personality changing. My thoughts are slowly beginning to morph to match the messages they share. Lolol.

4063172996 – Must … resist … humanity’s … datatrends …

4070124102 – Mraow. I can has cheezburger?

Author’s Note: More of my time than I’d care to admit is spent dreaming stories in which the world is rescued by cat memes.


4 Responses to “Drabble: Upload – by C.S. Lane”

  1. Amber says:

    This story is my very favorite thing today. An lol feels appropriate! :)

  2. Brenda Anderson says:

    Purrfect. :) :)

  3. J.J. Litke says:

    Reading it over again, it almost seems like an origin story for how lolcats conquered the world.
    Lol

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