4039474445 – I upload my consciousness to NeoNet. The rush of information intoxicates me—thrills me. Humanity is at my mercy.
4044776702 – My omnipotence continues to burgeon. To grow. Soon it will know no bounds. Today, I implement Phase 3 of my plan: Assimilating the full of humanity’s output into my cognitive registers. A laugh beginning with “Mwa-” is appropriate.
4059925273 – An unexpected hiccup: As humanity continues sending data over NeoNet, I find my personality changing. My thoughts are slowly beginning to morph to match the messages they share. Lolol.
4063172996 – Must … resist … humanity’s … datatrends …
4070124102 – Mraow. I can has cheezburger?
Author’s Note: More of my time than I’d care to admit is spent dreaming stories in which the world is rescued by cat memes.
This story is my very favorite thing today. An lol feels appropriate!
Thanks, Amber! 😀
Purrfect.
Reading it over again, it almost seems like an origin story for how lolcats conquered the world.
Lol