Everyone should stop comparing the Velnath and the Sarpocts. Sure, they’re both driven by scientific inquiry. They’re also both insectoid species. Fine. But when you’re talking about abduction experiences, they’re nothing alike.
The Sarpocts beam up abductees. They telepathically communicate their intentions. And their hallucinogens—totally mind-blowing! Definitely among the best abductors in the universe.
In comparison, the Velnath invade our homes, terrify our families, and never warm the probes. Plus, their drugs suck!
I’d rate the Velnath abduction experience zero stars if I could, but Yelp is making me give at least one. It’s one more than they deserve.
Author’s Note: Recently, I wrote a six word sci-fi story: “Probe could’ve at least been warmed.” I decided to expand that into a hundred word critique of the alien abduction experience. The Velnath are so going to hate me when they read this!
Two minutes later, I’m still laughing at this!
I’m glad you find it amusing, but be careful: the Velnath HATE being laughed at!
Very cute!
I’m glad you think so. Thanks for reading, Brenda!
HA! I love it!
Thanks, JB! Glad it made you laugh.
Your going to get in trouble with them velnatn Amber lol
Absolutely I am. But it’s their own fault, really. They just aren’t very service-orientated.
Thanks for reading.