Drabble: The Worst Alien Abduction Experience Ever! – by Amber K. Bryant

by specklit

Everyone should stop comparing the Velnath and the Sarpocts. Sure, they’re both driven by scientific inquiry. They’re also both insectoid species. Fine. But when you’re talking about abduction experiences, they’re nothing alike.

The Sarpocts beam up abductees. They telepathically communicate their intentions. And their hallucinogens—totally mind-blowing! Definitely among the best abductors in the universe.

In comparison, the Velnath invade our homes, terrify our families, and never warm the probes. Plus, their drugs suck!

I’d rate the Velnath abduction experience zero stars if I could, but Yelp is making me give at least one. It’s one more than they deserve.

Author’s Note: Recently, I wrote a six word sci-fi story: “Probe could’ve at least been warmed.” I decided to expand that into a hundred word critique of the alien abduction experience. The Velnath are so going to hate me when they read this!

8 Responses to “Drabble: The Worst Alien Abduction Experience Ever! – by Amber K. Bryant”

  1. C.S. Lane says:

    Two minutes later, I’m still laughing at this!

  2. Brenda Anderson says:

    Very cute!

  3. zoraida says:

    Your going to get in trouble with them velnatn Amber lol

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