WHITER TEETH! Try This One Weird Trick That Dentists Hate, Discovered By A Local Mom!
They’re all over the Internet now. Ever clicked to see what the trick is?
Ronald was curious, and sick of Gail bitching about his cigarette-stained teeth. Within ten minutes a text message arrived, inviting him to drop over. The address was only five blocks away.
She was waiting by the front door; she smiled, and asked him to come inside. Her husband was out, she said; the baby was napping. She was slim and glamorous. And eager.
And her teeth were very white and sharp.
Author’s Note: We all know better than to click on those links, don’t we? After all, who needs malware?