She was dating a vampire when she had an affair with a werewolf.
She abandoned the bloodsucker to live with a zombie.
When that relationship fell apart—about the same time the zombie did—she took up with a mad scientist.
But the scientist’s anger soon faded, as did his love for the woman.
Her next lover was the Invisible Man, though after a few months she could no longer see what about him had attracted her in the first place.
Eventually, she married a machete-wielding serial killer and they were happy together.
Until the first time she nagged him.
Author’s note: You’d think after having flings with a variety of nasty monsters, she’d avoid nagging the one lover who is never without a machete in his hand…